Us Patriots fans aren't exactly known for our subtlety, which can make standing out at the tailgate or watch party extra difficult. And while I'm all for sporting the same jersey you've worn for every game this season – or your life? – there's always room for a little extra swag. (Seriously, don't stop wearing that jersey now. Just promise me you'll wash it soon, okay?)
Here to help is Woburn-based Chowdaheadz, which is out with the latest in what's become a long and illustrious catalog of intensely New England sports gear.
Introducing the "Pluck Atlanta" shirt. "New England fans can show their support for TB12 and co. with this unique tee that is sure to be a hit at any and every tailgate," they promise. Assuming, of course, there are no Atlanta Falcons fans in the house.
The unisex shirt retails for $22.99 and is guaranteed to arrive in time for the Super Bowl.
If this is a bit too aggressive for you, fear not: There are plenty of more tasteful products in stock. Take the Boston Shamrock hat with a built-in bottle opener, for example. Or the hoodie with a special beer pocket. Maybe a Cup 'A' Regulah candle is more to your liking.
Anyway, you get the idea.
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